JIT LEAGUE FANTASY FOOTBALL

OUR CHAMPIONS

For better or worse, our champions throughout the years...


Dicko
1996
Team: Hadley Hoodlums
Owner: Tim Bishko
Record: 12-3
Championship: Hoodlums 39 - Snatch 29
Quote: Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes. (Ancient Proverb)

Farro
1997
Team: Delaware Destroyers
Owner: John D. Farro
Record: 10-5
Championship: Destroyers 40 - Follies 18
Quote: Do not call back here, ever - we do not want your business. (Jacksonville Car Dealer)

Phantom
1998
Team: Ambrosio's A. Deheilis
Owner: Chris Ambrosio
Record: 9-5
Championship: A. Deheilis 41 - Swingers 23
Quote: It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. (Cicero)

Swamy
1999
Team: Baylick Browns
Owner: Piccolo Swamy
Record: 7-7
Championship: Browns 61 - Jackoffs 27 - Destroyers 26
Quote: Look at that outrageous markup! You magnificent bastard, I salute you! (Abu Nahasapeemapetilon)

Phantom
2000
Team: Sinister Sharks
Owner: Chris Ambrosio
Record: 8-6
Championship: Sharks 48 - Swingers 31 - Silence 29
Quote: What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A gigolo only screws one person at a time. (Lawyer joke)

Edgar
2001
Team: Kameron Krazies
Owner: Edgar Melvin
Record: 10-4
Championship: Krazies 45 - Swingers 42 - Jellies 42
Quote: Preferential affirmative action patronizes American blacks... by presuming that they cannot succeed on their own. (Alan Keyes)

Edgar
2002
Team: Kameron Krazies
Owner: Edgar Melvin
Record: 10-4
Championship: Krazies 29 - Jellies 21 - Blowsticks 14
Quote: It was the power, the Chocolate Thunder. I could feel it surging through my body, fighting to get out. I had no control over it. (Daryl Dawkins)

Tom
2003
Team: Florida Fisters
Owner: Tom Ambrosio
Record: 7-6-1
Championship: Fisters XX - Swingers YY - Krazies 31 (Most season data lost in the fire)
Quote: I don't want to kill everyone... Just my enemies. (Michael Corleone)

Mest
2004
Team: CA Snatch
Owner: Greg Mest
Record: 9-5
Championship: Snatch 48 - Boozers 39 - Hellraisers 32
Quote: Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else. (Will Rogers)

Cock
2005
Team: StL Yeah Dudes
Owner: Gabe Glasscock
Record: 10-4
Championship: Yeah Dudes 41 - Swingers 19 - Fisters 19
Quote: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine. (Jeff Spicoli)

Buzzard
2006
Team: Buzzard's Boozers
Owner: Chad Buzzard
Record: 8-6
Championship: Boozers 44 - Blowsticks 39 - Swingers 16
Quote: A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. (W.C. Fields)

Cock
2007
Team: StL Yeah Dudes
Owner: Gabe Glasscock
Record: 8-6
Championship: Yeah Dudes 24 - Boozers 19 - Clubbers 15
Quote: The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. (Author Unknown)

Mikey Reeves
2008
Team: Blowsticks
Owner: Mike Reeves
Record: 9-4-1
Championship: Blowsticks 50 - Krazies 35 - Boozers 21
Quote: If you are small you have room to grow, but if you have grown where do you go? (Unknown)

Messy Mest
2009
Team: CA Snatch
Owner: Greg Mest
Record: 10-4-0
Championship: Snatch 32 - Hellraisers 27 (OT 8) - Krazies 27 (OT 6)
Quote: Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. (Anonymous)

Mikey Reeves
2010
Team: Blowsticks
Owner: Mike Reeves
Record: 9-5-0
Championship: Blowsticks 50 - Krazies 21 - Snatch 12
Quote: Be generous with kindly words, especially about those who are absent. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe )

The Cock
2011
Team: StL Yeah Dudes
Owner: Gabe Glasscock
Record: 11-3-0
Championship: Yeah Dudes 45 - Hellraisers 38 - Blowsticks 35
Quote: Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. (Basho)

Huebs Pubes
2012
Team: Vandelay Industries
Owner: Curt Huebner
Record: 7-7-0
Championship: Industries 58 - Yeah Dudes 53 - Goombas 23
Quote: If you had weak eyes, they needed exercise to get strong. Glasses were like crutches. They prevented people with feeble eyes from seeing the world on their own. (Jeannette Walls)

Huebs Pubes
2013
Team: Vandelay Industries
Owner: Curt Huebner
Record: 8-6-0
Championship: Industries 40 - Destroyers 37 - Goombas 18
Quote: I'm a little more extreme than a homebody. Unless there's some event I really have to go to, I don't like to leave my house. (Ellen Barkin)

The Cocker
2014
Team: StL Yeah Dudes
Owner: Gabe Glasscock
Record: 8-5-1
Championship: Yeah Dudes 34 - Industries 28 - Krazies 23
Quote: Coaches who let a championship team back off from becoming a dynasty are cowards. (Pat Riley)

The Homebody
2015
Team: Blowsticks
Owner: Mike Reeves
Record: 9-4-1
Championship: Blowsticks 46 - Krazies 45 - Destroyers 20
Quote: Women have always been the strong ones of the world. The men are always seeking from women a little pillow to put their heads down on. (Coco Chanel)

The Art of the Deal
2016
Team: Denver Swingers
Owner: Aaron Smith
Record: 7-6-1
Championship: Swingers 62 - Yeah Dudes 54 - Snatch 49
Quote: Success is the culmination of failures, mistakes, false starts, confusion, and the determination to keep going anyway. (Nick Gleason)

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
2017
Team: Ryan's Raunchy Rebels
Owner: Ryan Burk
Record: 10-4
Championship: Ryan's Raunchy Rebels 35 - Cleveland Clowns 33 - Buzzard's Boozers 26
Quote: I wake up every day in a different headspace, so on any given day, my hairstyle will change. (Dawn Richard)

Miracles do happen
2018
Team: CA Snatch
Owner: Greg Mest
Record: 9-4-1
Championship: Snatch: 57 - Blowsticks 34 - Swingers 25
Quote: Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand (George Bernard Shaw)

What just happened
2019
Team: Buzzard's Boozers
Owner: Chad Buzzard
Record: 7-7
Championship: Boozers: 41 - Snatch 38 - Clowns 34
Quote: Praise to the undeserving is severe satire. (Benjamin Franklin)

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