Owner: Greg Mest

Team Established: 1996

The CA Snatch are dedicated to developing young players, playing an offensive style of football, following the teachings of Morris Wanchuk, drinking heavily and checking all that gorgeous SSSSnnnatchh in CA, not necessarily in that order.

Our motto is, This isn't art, this is sex!.

Attendance is expected to soar this year with the introduction of our new cheerleader outfits - see-through wetsuits cut high in the thigh.

As for the season's outlook, as Buddy Ryan said, If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes. Good luck suckas.